Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I am the River Jordan

Hey peeepzzzz

since last time......my parents have returned from their epic adventure in Bali with many gifticles...

Including bulk dvds which I am planning on watching over the coming weeks... as well as a few pairs of shorts and the odd t-shirt so can't complain, can't complain, well I guess i could complain but the overriding fact is that nobody would give a shit! lol

Free dress tomozaaaa....im pumped but the shit thing about free dress day is that everyone becomes bulk judgemental about what evry1s wearing and thinks they are top shitttt

This doesn't really bother me to be honest, I'm more than happy to wear trackies and comfy shoes.

So lately I have been finishing off some assignments and today I did some work on my Nazi Germany research assignment and I came across a quote from one historian that has stuck with me

"the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

I thought I would also mention I drove past mater dei college yesterday during my driving lesson but as I was concentrating on the road I didn't have time to stop and 'smell the roses' and enjoy the moment as I would have liked. So I believe there is a chance I may obtain driving past mater dei withdrawal in the coming dayss. If I do you'll be the first to know and I will post a blog as soon as I'm aware of the symptons so you can take the appropriate precautions if you believe you have may have obtained the disease.

I encourage you all not to panic as the driving past mater dei withdrawal vaccinations are on their way from China. We've seen Swine Flu and SARS but y'all haven't seen nothing yet!

Also if you weren't prematurely minded like myself and didn't notice mater dei rhymes with rather gay!

That is all
stay classy

Sunday, September 6, 2009

since last time.......

I apologize for the lateness of this post....I understand that many of you have been feeling withdrawal systems but I remind you all not to panic as these are normal reactions to a lock of blog post from none other than m-train93 himself!!!!!

Symptoms of m-train93 blog withdrawal include:
1. Uncontrollable feelings of sadness and depression
2. Trouble Sleeping at Night
3. Staring at his blog page waiting for a post
4. Staring at any other forms of communication you share with him...including phone, facebook ,myspace etc. waiting to hear from him
5. Obsession with driving on the Mitchell Freeway

Im sure you will all be pleased to know that the great cazza p herself will be gracing us with her presence in the next few days....... So dw those of you who have been missing her ( not mention any names) LUCY

As promised here is a special present for my good friend Lucy




haha i hope you enjoyed it!!!
although shes got nothing on the great cazza p :p



"Time spent wondering is time spent wasting"
all the best
stay classy

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The mouse that sits upon the stair

Hey y'all
whats the happy happs????
(black way for saying whats happening)


so as I write my third blog....i realize that i should probably tell you all a bot about myself.... but as any good hooker would say "i'm not giving it all away for free!" so I'll spill a few facts about myself

but as many a hookers client would know 'you'll have to earn the rest!'

1.My name is Mitch

2.I had a knee reconstruction 3 months ago

3.I go to school.....

4. I enjoy playing footy

5.and...........................YOUR MUM

so i hope thats enough to whet your appetite....so follow my blog and stay tuned to find out more about me!!

I would firstly like to mention I very rarely make references to prostitutes or anything of kind....but on in this blog i felt it necessary....thus explaining the first paragraph peepzz


I also love mid term holidays....ily whoever organised yesterdays mid term holiday

Well i'm gonna be honest here life is pretty chill atm, parents are away so it's just me and my brother and although the house feels a bit empty and I occasionally feel extremely lonely...............
I'm relatively happy at the moment :)

Dear Sascha... your night-time farting is simply unacceptable and I;'m considering cancelling bedtime as a team sport as sleeping alone
sascha is my dog btw....

Dear Miss Hortin

The silly relief teacher left the room crying coz she was having a bad day and the projector stuffed up....not because we bullied her you silly woman! so now because of you my first 2 periods of watching the boys play footy has turned into a double peiod of phys ed studies theory
I hope your happy!

Dear Lucy
Yes my parents named me after a freeway i guess......well i guess your parents name you after..... NOTHING!!!!!
how does that feel?does it burn? I bet it does haha...if it burns i would recommend aloe vera

Dear everyone else i haven't personally addressed
you haven't done anything special lately so I'm not even gonna mention you're all coz ur boring and unspecial :p
jokes i ILY you all

as has become habit i will leave you with a quote......
"there are no shortcuts to success, only shortcuts to failure"

until next time
Stay Classy