The mouse that sits upon the stair

Hey y'all
whats the happy happs????
(black way for saying whats happening)


so as I write my third blog....i realize that i should probably tell you all a bot about myself.... but as any good hooker would say "i'm not giving it all away for free!" so I'll spill a few facts about myself

but as many a hookers client would know 'you'll have to earn the rest!'

1.My name is Mitch

2.I had a knee reconstruction 3 months ago

3.I go to school.....

4. I enjoy playing footy

5.and...........................YOUR MUM

so i hope thats enough to whet your appetite....so follow my blog and stay tuned to find out more about me!!

I would firstly like to mention I very rarely make references to prostitutes or anything of kind....but on in this blog i felt it necessary....thus explaining the first paragraph peepzz


I also love mid term holidays....ily whoever organised yesterdays mid term holiday

Well i'm gonna be honest here life is pretty chill atm, parents are away so it's just me and my brother and although the house feels a bit empty and I occasionally feel extremely lonely...............
I'm relatively happy at the moment :)

Dear Sascha... your night-time farting is simply unacceptable and I;'m considering cancelling bedtime as a team sport as sleeping alone
sascha is my dog btw....

Dear Miss Hortin

The silly relief teacher left the room crying coz she was having a bad day and the projector stuffed up....not because we bullied her you silly woman! so now because of you my first 2 periods of watching the boys play footy has turned into a double peiod of phys ed studies theory
I hope your happy!

Dear Lucy
Yes my parents named me after a freeway i guess......well i guess your parents name you after..... NOTHING!!!!!
how does that feel?does it burn? I bet it does haha...if it burns i would recommend aloe vera

Dear everyone else i haven't personally addressed
you haven't done anything special lately so I'm not even gonna mention you're all coz ur boring and unspecial :p
jokes i ILY you all

as has become habit i will leave you with a quote......
"there are no shortcuts to success, only shortcuts to failure"

until next time
Stay Classy