'How to bang a cougar in 10 days'

apoligies for my laziness in blog writing of late........i could come up with a million excuses as to why this is the case but I will be honest and say.....'i've been rather lazy of late'

so first things first.......how to bang a cougar in 10 days....i will begin with a few definitions of what a cougar is courtesy of utban dictionary :

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An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together. That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more. 2.(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey" 3. An attractive woman in her 30's or 40's who is on the hunt once again. She may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early twenties participate in. End state, she will be going for the kill, just like you. Associated with milfs I bagged a cougar last night at the club. so now that we know what a cougar is we can start to understand how to bang one within ten days. The cougars species is a very mysterious one, they hide out in dark alley to hunt their pray. They're pingingg pretty much 24/7 so cougars are not that hard to bang.... if you are actually reading this post...STOP IMMEDIATELY!!!! get off your lazy arse and start banging some cougars plesae!!!!! okayy that was a little weird..... anywayyy today i went to the show with my dear friend lucy.....i met 2 of her friends daniel and fiona...they are rather cool so thanks for the invite i had fun :) even though we were pinginggggggggggg all day. school holidays are amazing i think....much better than school rather than add in a quote as i usually do i thought nit would be cool if my beloved blog followers add their own quotes and comment my this blog post please do it y'allll kisses M-train