Sunday, November 1, 2009

sentimental reflections on those who follow my blog....

hey y'all

as you may be aware, considering all my blog followers were there lucy's halloween party was last night and it was pretty amazing :D

well as the title suggests i'm in one of those sentimental moods where you reflect on everything you've done lately and the people you've been spending time with....

so this blog will be made up of me devoting a section to each of my blog followers :
they are.....

  • lucy
  • sammi
  • fiona
  • daniel
appologies if i've missed anyone, drop me a comment and i'll add a section for you

Lucy
you really are an amazing person...you remind me alot of the person i'd love to be one day. you always are yourself and thats so cool. you always include me with stuff you do with your friends and girl we have some of the funnest times together with our silly mitchisms and lucyisms lol. you truly are one of my best friends :D


Sammi
I may have only met you a few times but you seem like a really, nice caring person who makes me laugh rather a lot
Nipples?

YEAHHHHH
haha eveytime i think of that i literally lol
well anywayz you're really cute like how you were playing with tallullah last night......and you're certainly not lacking in the fun department....and i'm sure we have more fun times ahead of us involving the temptations movie...watch it soon yeah?

Fiona
Like sammi i've only met you a few times but you are also a lot of fun. there's rarely a dull moment with you and you don't give a shit what people think of you and i love that :)

Daniel
again i've only met you a few times but you seem really nice and cool. You are always yourself and i love that...dont ever change :D

well that wraps this blog up...... i may look back on this tomorrow and regret it but for some reason at this moment i felt like listening to my heart and telling you all what i think of you

wow i hope you all don't think these are the crazy mutterings of a mad man?
dw i'm pinginnnn ayeee :D

"but you're still a copper and you're gay"

btw it's really satisfying writing deep blogs about how i feel...i might do this more often...

finally i'll end with a quote "time spent wishing is time spent wasted"
i would recommend you all follow your dreams even if everyone tells u that u aint good enough to achieve it
listen to your heart even if you disagree with what its telling you
peaceee
x

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I'm in the raisin smuggling business.....

yo yo

Another week has gone....I'm a week closer to finishing yr 11 :D

so since last time i had a pretty chilled last weekend, oneg friday night with lucy
breakfast with father saturday morning
stayed at mitchs saturday night
went driving sunday....then sam stayed over on sunday night
On monday i chilled and had a driving lesson, then babysat two really cute kids on monday night
micah who is 4, and aliya who is 2. Then on tuesday school went back so i had to return to school :(

Wednesday i had another driving lesson and I shall be taking my phase 2 test in the next few weeks :)
Thursday had the day off school to coach year 5s for footy all day for p.e. studies assessment
had some kids who were 'pulling naughites' and 'getting chirpyyyyy'...hmmm at least they weren't pinginnnn

i had an insurmountable amount of hw then had a netzer meeting at my cribbbb

Friday i was up at 5 3o to be at school for 6 30 to shake tins in the city fundraising for water for malawi.

Water for malawi is an organisation that helps build wells in Malawi in Africa, each well costs $700 dollars so its very much a worthy cause.

So i returned to school for the second half of the day after having delicious subway for breakfast :)
Friday night we had a sleepova for netzer which was ok....

Saturday we chilled with netzer peepz and went to beatty park for a swim which was great due to the ridiculous heat......i swear the weather man was pinginnnn!
its spring for crying out loid! its not mean to be that hot yet
so we were all packing heat....but seriously!!!!!

Then last night i had by brothers girlfriend Lia's 21st birthday party

it was a very fun night as papa slade joined me....

one funny story there was a cocktail slushy machine and we were pretty tired so we weren't planning to have too many drinkss

but we had no idea how strong and alcoholic the cocktail slushies were...they didnt taste that strong i swear!

so as you can imagine as papa slade and i sipped a few of these slushies that we thought were mainly orange juice....we ended up being a little more tipsy than we expected lol

and this morning i was out for breakfast with the family plus papa slade for dans ( my brother) bday

and yessum that is my week

as yoy may know i recently published an instruction blog showing my readers step by step how to bang a cougar in ten days.

I am now offering to publish a blog for any of you who wish to know how to bang any particular 'social species' in 10 days

examples include MILFS, GILFS, DILFS and any other kind of ILF

hugs and kisses
m-train

Friday, October 9, 2009

my general laziness + other weak excuses for not writing regular blogs :D




Picture diary of my week..

So as y'all may have noticed my blog writing has become more and more casual over time,as the title of my blogicle suggests I was gonna tempt my peepz with weak excuses but see through it, because there is only one excuse I'M RATHER LAZY :(

I'm not trying to say me writing blogs is rare, but it is more likely that you will come home to find 3 dead prostitutes on ur bed than me writing a blog that particular day....

actually depending on what you guys get up to in your spare time this may have been the case anyway :p you know what I'm saying?.... a little dead prostitute joke......No....noone laughing.......

'dead prostitute joke FAIL'

anywayz moving on...the last week has been rather eventful

Friday..had a few ppl over and the vomiting frenzy began....to your suprise i was not one of the vomiters, rather i was one of the 'vomitees' e.g. the person charged with the job of cleaning up and looking after the vomiters...EWWWW..thanks scotty barker haha

Saturday...i literally did nothing

Sunday... went for a couple hours of driving with papa....going good taking my test in a month or so :D

Monday.... chilled at home all day again :(

Tuesday..... i went to cott beach and had a rather fun day with my good friend lucinda and her friends daniel, fiona and sammi :D
I had already met daniel and fiona but i got to meet sammi and she is rather cool :)..too cool for school in fact :p
I thought i would let you guys know that i wasn't trying to be antisocial at first on tuesday i was rather sick and tired so that explains my antisocial behavior....

Then in the evening i watched a few good mates pley basketball...they lost LOSERS!!!!!

Wednesday....had driving lesson in the morning then went for a 2 hour drive with patsy :)

Thurday..chilled and got haircut

here is a multiple choice question....which you all must answer in a comment

I am currently experiencing which of the following?
  1. retarded
  2. pinginnn
  3. suffering from a bad case of the franklins
  4. all of the above

until next time
hugges and kisses to all

Thursday, October 1, 2009

'How to bang a cougar in 10 days'

apoligies for my laziness in blog writing of late........i could come up with a million excuses as to why this is the case but I will be honest and say.....'i've been rather lazy of late'

so first things first.......how to bang a cougar in 10 days....i will begin with a few definitions of what a cougar is courtesy of utban dictionary :

1.
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

2.(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

3.
An attractive woman in her 30's or 40's who is on the hunt once again. She may be found in the usual hunting grounds: nightclubs, bars, beaches, etc. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early twenties participate in. End state, she will be going for the kill, just like you. Associated with milfs
I bagged a cougar last night at the club.

so now that we know what a cougar is we can start to understand how to bang one within ten days. The cougars species is a very mysterious one, they hide out in dark alley to hunt their pray. They're pingingg pretty much 24/7 so cougars are not that hard to bang....

if you are actually reading this post...STOP IMMEDIATELY!!!!

get off your lazy arse and start banging some cougars plesae!!!!!

okayy that was a little weird.....

anywayyy today i went to the show with my dear friend lucy.....i met 2 of her friends daniel and fiona...they are rather cool

so thanks for the invite i had fun :)

even though we were pinginggggggggggg all day.

school holidays are amazing i think....much better than school

rather than add in a quote as i usually do i thought nit would be cool if my beloved blog followers add their own quotes and comment my this blog post
please do it y'allll

kisses
M-train

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I am the River Jordan

Hey peeepzzzz

since last time......my parents have returned from their epic adventure in Bali with many gifticles...

Including bulk dvds which I am planning on watching over the coming weeks... as well as a few pairs of shorts and the odd t-shirt so can't complain, can't complain, well I guess i could complain but the overriding fact is that nobody would give a shit! lol

Free dress tomozaaaa....im pumped but the shit thing about free dress day is that everyone becomes bulk judgemental about what evry1s wearing and thinks they are top shitttt

This doesn't really bother me to be honest, I'm more than happy to wear trackies and comfy shoes.

So lately I have been finishing off some assignments and today I did some work on my Nazi Germany research assignment and I came across a quote from one historian that has stuck with me

"the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing"

I thought I would also mention I drove past mater dei college yesterday during my driving lesson but as I was concentrating on the road I didn't have time to stop and 'smell the roses' and enjoy the moment as I would have liked. So I believe there is a chance I may obtain driving past mater dei withdrawal in the coming dayss. If I do you'll be the first to know and I will post a blog as soon as I'm aware of the symptons so you can take the appropriate precautions if you believe you have may have obtained the disease.

I encourage you all not to panic as the driving past mater dei withdrawal vaccinations are on their way from China. We've seen Swine Flu and SARS but y'all haven't seen nothing yet!

Also if you weren't prematurely minded like myself and didn't notice mater dei rhymes with rather gay!

That is all
stay classy

Sunday, September 6, 2009

since last time.......

I apologize for the lateness of this post....I understand that many of you have been feeling withdrawal systems but I remind you all not to panic as these are normal reactions to a lock of blog post from none other than m-train93 himself!!!!!

Symptoms of m-train93 blog withdrawal include:
1. Uncontrollable feelings of sadness and depression
2. Trouble Sleeping at Night
3. Staring at his blog page waiting for a post
4. Staring at any other forms of communication you share with him...including phone, facebook ,myspace etc. waiting to hear from him
5. Obsession with driving on the Mitchell Freeway

Im sure you will all be pleased to know that the great cazza p herself will be gracing us with her presence in the next few days....... So dw those of you who have been missing her ( not mention any names) LUCY

As promised here is a special present for my good friend Lucy




haha i hope you enjoyed it!!!
although shes got nothing on the great cazza p :p



"Time spent wondering is time spent wasting"
all the best
stay classy

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The mouse that sits upon the stair

Hey y'all
whats the happy happs????
(black way for saying whats happening)


so as I write my third blog....i realize that i should probably tell you all a bot about myself.... but as any good hooker would say "i'm not giving it all away for free!" so I'll spill a few facts about myself

but as many a hookers client would know 'you'll have to earn the rest!'

1.My name is Mitch

2.I had a knee reconstruction 3 months ago

3.I go to school.....

4. I enjoy playing footy

5.and...........................YOUR MUM

so i hope thats enough to whet your appetite....so follow my blog and stay tuned to find out more about me!!

I would firstly like to mention I very rarely make references to prostitutes or anything of kind....but on in this blog i felt it necessary....thus explaining the first paragraph peepzz


I also love mid term holidays....ily whoever organised yesterdays mid term holiday

Well i'm gonna be honest here life is pretty chill atm, parents are away so it's just me and my brother and although the house feels a bit empty and I occasionally feel extremely lonely...............
I'm relatively happy at the moment :)

Dear Sascha... your night-time farting is simply unacceptable and I;'m considering cancelling bedtime as a team sport as sleeping alone
sascha is my dog btw....

Dear Miss Hortin

The silly relief teacher left the room crying coz she was having a bad day and the projector stuffed up....not because we bullied her you silly woman! so now because of you my first 2 periods of watching the boys play footy has turned into a double peiod of phys ed studies theory
I hope your happy!

Dear Lucy
Yes my parents named me after a freeway i guess......well i guess your parents name you after..... NOTHING!!!!!
how does that feel?does it burn? I bet it does haha...if it burns i would recommend aloe vera

Dear everyone else i haven't personally addressed
you haven't done anything special lately so I'm not even gonna mention you're all coz ur boring and unspecial :p
jokes i ILY you all

as has become habit i will leave you with a quote......
"there are no shortcuts to success, only shortcuts to failure"

until next time
Stay Classy