the only difference between tiger woods and all the other celebritites is that he got caught!

hey y'all

haven't posted in a while, 2 weeks in fact so i thought i would post an 'epic blog' to make up for my tardiness in the area of blog posting

so basically for those of you who didn't know since school finished i worked full time in caffe peckish, no lucy not captain peckish! haha

my dads mates a chef there so i was doing a lot of dish washing and food prep and serving customers and things of that sort

i worked there for 3 weeks as they closed on the 18th for the holidays, it was a great experience had a lot of fun, learnt a lot of cool stuff, worked some pretty ridiculous hours and most importantly made some heard-earned cash that can be spent on things such as doing up my car, presents for people and just general self-indulgence for me, myself and I.

so after their closure last friday my holidays have started, closing was fun, the boss shouted everyone a few drinks and it was nice to hang out with coworkers and have a bit of a chatty chat.

also last weekend i had somewhat of a little gathering on the saturday night which was good to see a few people coz when i'm working 7-3 every day i very rarely had the energy to see people after work and i missed out on all the things everyone else had been doing with their holidays.

so basically since last friday we had danny and bayla stay with us from the uk, i love when family visit from the uk, coz then i observe their accents and imitate them

i have a project where i attempt to speak as many english accents as possibke, so far the only ones i can do are a northern one and a west london one

has anyone noticed that if you say 'beer can' in a northern english accent it sounds exactly the same as a jamaican saying the work 'bacon'

found that to be rather hilaricle

so what else is new, saw where the whild things are with helen, wasn't a huge fan i got all the messages and stuff, just found it to be a bit strange

and also yesterday saw avatar in 3D which was utterly amazing!

lately i've been watching a lot of tv shows on dvds, recently my parents got me 'fawlty towers' in bali which is just utterly unbelieveably amazing. i can't believe that a show made in the late 70's can still be so relevant and hilarious. i would recommend to all, it has m-trains tick of approval!!!!

I also read that new Dan Brown book "The lost Symbol" and found it to be a fascinating read, i would recommend to all.

I have now begun watching the show "extras" with Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant. I deeply believe ricky gervais is the funniest person ever, so again i would recommend this to you. I've just started the first season and i've got 3 seasons to watch so i'm very excited!!! :D

for those of you who don't know much about extras, i'll give you a quick heads up:
basically ricky gervais' character andy is a self-proclaimed actor but really he only gets bit parts in movies as an extra, hence the name 'extras'

and basically in each episode he plays a small background role in a movie and in each episode a big name hollywood start makes a guest appearance as the star or director of the movie and andy tries to befriend them and ask for a line or a bigger part in the movie

the first episode starts kate winslet, the second is ben stiller, others include samuel jackson and many more

basically he's a genious, nothing more to add, so seriously you've gotta see it!

anyways peeps please comment and have a lovely chirstmas
speak soon dardy kids :)
xoxoxoxo

i'm cool

bomas party on friday night was a blast

here are the pics

have a look and comment


























ilyyy
xoxo

photos from the weekend

not many photos this time folks

the first one is the entire party on the d-floor for the last song of the night at sophie and emily's on saturday night....

so we are gonna play a little game, similar to 'where's wally' but instead its 'where's mitch'
so in the photo you must spot me, and comment this blog saying where i am, and i will tell you if that is the correct one or not

please do it! just for funsiessss

the next one is chilling with my bestiee amy, coz we're cool and so is the next one

last but not least it's me, amy, jesinta and nik

later dardysss
xoxox

a great way to celebrate the end of exams

so as i've mentioned exams and yr 11 are all over!

so this weekend i was lucky enough to attend 2 parties!

on friday night we had sophie and emily's 16th which was a blast :) had a great time and hit the d-floor for most of the night which is a rare sight for me

its fair to say i was best dancer! busting out all my christmas trees and whatnot

i've also made a new addition to my proverbial dancing weaponry....'the lawnmower'

watch and learn baby!

then on saturday night I had cara and gisela's 16th...also a seriously fun occasion

spoiled by one thing....for about 10 minutes I had killer heartburn and thought I might actually be going into cardiac arrest....as everyone does right? No? maybe i'm just insane...probably the latter :P

but other than that it was fine...I had a great time dancing with my bros and hos

and me and janiece definitely were tearing up the d-floor...without a doubt y'all!

so tomorrow i have my driving test..wish me luck k!

and if i pass i can get my license on may 30 2009....which is exactly 184 days...but who's counting right?

and on tuesday i start in the cafe so i'm pumped for making a bit of cash for melbourne/sydney with luciferous.

i'm loving the fact that I'm in the stage of a relationship where you just wanna get to know the person a bit better, and hang out and enjoy eachothers company :)

so the future is looking pretty bright for m-train.... or to use the freeway metaphor the traffic is moderate and the exits are clear and filled with fun!

I will try to get hold of some photos for all you peepz from my rather splendiferous (thank you richard gere in the musical chicago) weekend!

as we are now on holidays i will try to catch up with all of you at some stage....give me a text or a call or a telegram (LOL) and we can defs catch up

i heard this the other day...thought it was rather cute, let me know what you think? :

"when you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible"

love you all
toodles
xoxoxox

exams over bitchesss

yeow! exams are done....year 11 finished!

no more school for like 10 weeks :D

haha i'm so happy atm... only one thing could make me happier ;)

but we'll see if that works out over the next few days

later y'all
xoxoxo

Mitch's Clues vs. Lucy Decides

so before i begin a quick poll question.
If there was hypothetically two tz shows on at the same time on different channels
and one was called Mitch's Clues and the other Lucy Decides
which one would you watch?
comment this blog with your response :)
but seriously no pressure you can choose whoever you want.....
but if you choose lucy i will come to hour house and FIGHT YOU
just something to keep in mind k :D

so anyway the last few days have been filled with exams and attempted study.....
on Monday i had my english exam i think i did ok :)
and this morning i had Politics and Law...and i'm relative sure i pissed all over it
it was a real shame i had to go and urinate all over i was doing so well :D


hahahah jokessss
i did really well...and as a figure of speech I 'pissed all over it' meaning i did good

well anyway back to study....i have a total of 5 hours and 20 minutes of exams tomorrow
i have maths in the morning
and p.e. studies in the afternoon

should be a rather challenging day think

anyway toodles
until next time
m-train

last dayyyy pics broooo

here are the pics from last day of year 11
enjoy and comment
xoxoxo

from the heart

well i'm gonna be honest here....i've had a very unusual day... a lot of 'me' time where i sat alonea nd had a bit of a think about who i am as a person.

before i get into the deep stuff....today i went driving with patsy this mornign and then chilled at the beach with chase, bryce and jordan, and those creepy juvie yr 9s who kept asking me for my number - WEIRD!

i called upon the rape whistle more than once :P

a also came upon this quote on someones fb page...and i adore it :

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Dr.Suess

well anyway....it dawned on me today that maybe i'm not the sorta person i wanna be..... i think i've made great strides in my development as a person over the last year
as lucy will tell you how much of a tool i used to be....

but i honestly feel as though ive hit a bit of a brick wall or a dead end in that i have these hurdles which i just can't seem to jump

or in mitchell freeway terms....these roadblocks i can't seem to manouevre around.

its much easier for me to speak from the heart if i use metaphors and euthanisms so bear with me as i don't wish to be vulnerable and those who get me will understand what i'm saying.....

so basically i'm in a position where all i want is to be with a certain person.....but i've wanted another person so badly for so long that i've kinda forgotten how to want anything else

i know it sounds cliched...but just bear with me i'm really bad at expressing my feelings so yeahhhhh.

so why do i allow this case of self-sabotage to continue?

if i had an answer for that question maybe it would solve my problems

all i know is this 'issue' cannot continue....it is firstly not fair on others who get close to me...who when everything is seemingly going well hit a dead end with no thru road (again with the freeway references!)

i wonder whether there is something wrong with me...or am i just that innocent little boy standing in front of that innocent little girl wishing she would love him as he loves her.....

maybe it's time i read between the lines and accepted my rejection and finally take 'no' for an answer and cease living in this world of fantasy where i still believe it will work out when evidently it won't....

maybe it's time for me to stop being so pathetic, grow a pair and build a bridge and get over it!

well anyway i think i've made my point...not just to all my followers but to myself

because life's too short to spend so long wanting one thing when inevitably i will never have

life is so good for me atm.....i can run again, i have amazing friends from all different sources, school, footy, netzer, and lucy's peeepzzz. I will have my driving license in the foreseeable future and school graduation is very much visible on the horizon, as well as holidays and sydney with luciferous :D

well overall it's been a pretty emotional day...and i hope that although i am terrible at showing my feelings and displaying to the people i care about that i love them so....

i hope the ones who matter understand my pathetic attempts of expressing my feelings, through cowardly euthanisms and metaphors

i reaaly do you love you guys
xoxo
toodles

bedknobs and broomsticks

hey hey hey
m-dizzle in the house yooooo!

so peepzz since last time......

not much has changed, been finishing off the last few assignments and a few tests and tomorrow is my last day of year 11 :D

and then exams begin on monday with a 3 hour hour 2a/2b english exammm.

well sorry y'all i aint feeling very creative today so this blog will not be amazingg

but just remember...to follow your dreams and pursue your goals
you all have so much potential to do what you want in life
maybe take a few risks....don't always take the safe option
try and change things up a little bit

love you all
xoxoxoxoxo

chronicles of saturday night

well anyway i had a rather lovely time on saturday night....my last blog was a little excessive...i was just having a downer and maybe all i needed was a 'quickie with the missu' LOL

i guess it goes to show....."the night is darkest just before the dawn" as i am truly in an amazing mood today :)

here are the photos...enjoy!

well yeah some cool photos here...some nice ones with the boys and im loving the one with my 'form buddys' :)

oii Hammer Time anyone? haha im doing it for sure

anywayzzz im expecting bulk commentes you sexy gilfssss

ily you all

xoxoxoxoxo

weekend shenanigans

hey hey hey

well the weekend was a rather eventful one peeps....

friday night i chilled and watched rush...love that show....and josh chipped lawson
and then lawson totally fucked him up
what was that about?

saturday morning i drove to tdrs and taugh there...was okkk

saturday night i headed over to chases and then we went to tegan's party

well the next few hours were a bit of a mess and a lot of shit went down....

well to start with i had barely eaten all day...and got very little sleep the night before

so as i got there i started drinking my beers.......and possibly went a little hard too early...and to put it simply i was fucked by like 5 beers

but i stupidly kept drinking until halfway through number 8 when i had a sobering thought "why the fuck am i doing this to myself? this isnt who i am?

and then my good friends amy, jesinta and chelsea started looking after me and getting me water and the night got good when i sobered up a bit and me and janiece were busting out some moves on the d-floor....

and then i got picked up and everything was all good

i don't really wnna go into details bout the night but yeahh i'm not proud of myself one bit...

and if there's a lesson y'all can learn from me let it be 'if you're in pain, deal with the problem head on, don't try and rush it and drink and see other girls....just sort your shit out first'

grrr this has been such a serious blog...and i don't want you guys to think for one second that i'm writing this to blog just to boast coz i'm hardcore and i had a few drinks

exactly the opposite, i'm doing weird things sometimes and i think writing about it and posting it will help me learn more about myself and ultimately become a better person

at the end of the day no one is perfect, everyone has their bad stuff

and all everyone needs is the people that will stick by you when the shit hits the fan

i seriously love you all
xoxoxoxoox

your face is a title.

so today am i simply unable to concentrate on anything for very long...... the heat saps all my energy and with it my attention span today has been 'off like a prom dress'- pretty darn quick :p

or another one i have.....my attention span today has been gone like 'that slutty girl's virginity'
too soon?

so the last couple of days have been an epic adventure...filled with internet failing, loss of calculator batteries and assessments, with the occasional hummer here and there :p

i have finally purchased a vineyard that will help satisfy my insatiable need to eat grapes
get what i'm sayin?
no?
anybody?
just laugh damnit!

I've recently rediscovered my love for old music

music im jizzing...i mean digging atm :

• Rod Stewart
• The Faces
  
• The Temptations
• smokey robinson and the miracles
• Stevie Wonder

i would recommend them all... Sammi im so keen to watch the temptations movies soon.....
im just trying to think wherre i might be able to track down a copy
video store maybe?
if not ebay for suree

well yeahh life is going pretty well...things are good....i reckon only one thing could make it better right now......

comment this blog with your opinion on what that one thing that could make it better could be?

make them creative...i crave that shit

toodles xo
love you alll

you had me at hello

well hello there.

whats the happy happs y'all?

I'm rather happy atm..everythings going well, year 11 is nearly done, just this week, next week and 6 exams and then I'm on chill patrol forever (until february)

and yeah everything seems to be going pretty well for me atm...i finally know where i stand in my issue and i'm not even bothered that it didn't turn out the way I had planned because at least i know where i stand and i can move on and get on with my life :)

the knee is coming along really well...and being able to exercise regularly and do sport brightens my day....

I feel like in the last couple of days i've gone to a new level with a couple of new friendships so this also makes me happy :D

so here is basically a checklist for the rest of my year...i thought it would be cool if i did the dates as freeway exits due to the whole 'mitchell freeway' joke thing.....

• next turn off 500m finishing year 11
• 1 km -exams - exit right lane
• 2 km driving test - lanes merge ahead (left lane exit only)
• 2.6 km (possibly helping with a bit of work in the cafe) - roadworks in progress 60km/h only
• 3 km - 7 more weeks of TDRS
• 5 km - new years

Plans for January

• Sydney/Melbourne with lucifer....

btw i came up with a 'mitchism' that i found rather hilarious the other day and i thought it might be appropriate to share with my followers

Whilst bored in class at school i thought it would be fun to make names for diseases out of my friends name

when i finally came to lucy i came up with the disease nane 'luciferous'

and then i laughed for a good 10 minutes because it sounded so much like 'syphilis'

plase excuse my immaturity.....

"saying you look like you have syphilis isn't funny when you actually have syphilis"
That was for you sammi :D

if you're still not cheered up this one is bound to do the trick.....

Nipples??

YYEEAAHHH!!!

lol

love you all
toodles
xo

sentimental reflections on those who follow my blog....

hey y'all

as you may be aware, considering all my blog followers were there lucy's halloween party was last night and it was pretty amazing :D

well as the title suggests i'm in one of those sentimental moods where you reflect on everything you've done lately and the people you've been spending time with....

so this blog will be made up of me devoting a section to each of my blog followers :
they are.....

• lucy
• sammi
• fiona
• daniel

appologies if i've missed anyone, drop me a comment and i'll add a section for you

Lucy
you really are an amazing person...you remind me alot of the person i'd love to be one day. you always are yourself and thats so cool. you always include me with stuff you do with your friends and girl we have some of the funnest times together with our silly mitchisms and lucyisms lol. you truly are one of my best friends :D


Sammi
I may have only met you a few times but you seem like a really, nice caring person who makes me laugh rather a lot
Nipples?
YEAHHHHH
haha eveytime i think of that i literally lol
well anywayz you're really cute like how you were playing with tallullah last night......and you're certainly not lacking in the fun department....and i'm sure we have more fun times ahead of us involving the temptations movie...watch it soon yeah?

Fiona
Like sammi i've only met you a few times but you are also a lot of fun. there's rarely a dull moment with you and you don't give a shit what people think of you and i love that :)

Daniel
again i've only met you a few times but you seem really nice and cool. You are always yourself and i love that...dont ever change :D

well that wraps this blog up...... i may look back on this tomorrow and regret it but for some reason at this moment i felt like listening to my heart and telling you all what i think of you

wow i hope you all don't think these are the crazy mutterings of a mad man?
dw i'm pinginnnn ayeee :D

"but you're still a copper and you're gay"

btw it's really satisfying writing deep blogs about how i feel...i might do this more often...

finally i'll end with a quote "time spent wishing is time spent wasted"
i would recommend you all follow your dreams even if everyone tells u that u aint good enough to achieve it
listen to your heart even if you disagree with what its telling you
peaceee
x

I'm in the raisin smuggling business.....

yo yo

Another week has gone....I'm a week closer to finishing yr 11 :D

so since last time i had a pretty chilled last weekend, oneg friday night with lucy
breakfast with father saturday morning
stayed at mitchs saturday night
went driving sunday....then sam stayed over on sunday night
On monday i chilled and had a driving lesson, then babysat two really cute kids on monday night
micah who is 4, and aliya who is 2. Then on tuesday school went back so i had to return to school :(

Wednesday i had another driving lesson and I shall be taking my phase 2 test in the next few weeks :)
Thursday had the day off school to coach year 5s for footy all day for p.e. studies assessment
had some kids who were 'pulling naughites' and 'getting chirpyyyyy'...hmmm at least they weren't pinginnnn

i had an insurmountable amount of hw then had a netzer meeting at my cribbbb

Friday i was up at 5 3o to be at school for 6 30 to shake tins in the city fundraising for water for malawi.

Water for malawi is an organisation that helps build wells in Malawi in Africa, each well costs $700 dollars so its very much a worthy cause.

So i returned to school for the second half of the day after having delicious subway for breakfast :)
Friday night we had a sleepova for netzer which was ok....

Saturday we chilled with netzer peepz and went to beatty park for a swim which was great due to the ridiculous heat......i swear the weather man was pinginnnn!
its spring for crying out loid! its not mean to be that hot yet
so we were all packing heat....but seriously!!!!!

Then last night i had by brothers girlfriend Lia's 21st birthday party

it was a very fun night as papa slade joined me....

one funny story there was a cocktail slushy machine and we were pretty tired so we weren't planning to have too many drinkss

but we had no idea how strong and alcoholic the cocktail slushies were...they didnt taste that strong i swear!

so as you can imagine as papa slade and i sipped a few of these slushies that we thought were mainly orange juice....we ended up being a little more tipsy than we expected lol

and this morning i was out for breakfast with the family plus papa slade for dans ( my brother) bday

and yessum that is my week

as yoy may know i recently published an instruction blog showing my readers step by step how to bang a cougar in ten days.

I am now offering to publish a blog for any of you who wish to know how to bang any particular 'social species' in 10 days

examples include MILFS, GILFS, DILFS and any other kind of ILF

hugs and kisses
m-train

my general laziness + other weak excuses for not writing regular blogs :D

Picture diary of my week..

So as y'all may have noticed my blog writing has become more and more casual over time,as the title of my blogicle suggests I was gonna tempt my peepz with weak excuses but see through it, because there is only one excuse I'M RATHER LAZY :(

I'm not trying to say me writing blogs is rare, but it is more likely that you will come home to find 3 dead prostitutes on ur bed than me writing a blog that particular day....

actually depending on what you guys get up to in your spare time this may have been the case anyway :p you know what I'm saying?.... a little dead prostitute joke......No....noone laughing.......

'dead prostitute joke FAIL'

anywayz moving on...the last week has been rather eventful

Friday..had a few ppl over and the vomiting frenzy began....to your suprise i was not one of the vomiters, rather i was one of the 'vomitees' e.g. the person charged with the job of cleaning up and looking after the vomiters...EWWWW..thanks scotty barker haha

Saturday...i literally did nothing

Sunday... went for a couple hours of driving with papa....going good taking my test in a month or so :D

Monday.... chilled at home all day again :(

Tuesday..... i went to cott beach and had a rather fun day with my good friend lucinda and her friends daniel, fiona and sammi :D
I had already met daniel and fiona but i got to meet sammi and she is rather cool :)..too cool for school in fact :p
I thought i would let you guys know that i wasn't trying to be antisocial at first on tuesday i was rather sick and tired so that explains my antisocial behavior....

Then in the evening i watched a few good mates pley basketball...they lost LOSERS!!!!!

Wednesday....had driving lesson in the morning then went for a 2 hour drive with patsy :)

Thurday..chilled and got haircut

here is a multiple choice question....which you all must answer in a comment

I am currently experiencing which of the following?

1. retarded
2. pinginnn
3. suffering from a bad case of the franklins
4. all of the above
   

until next time
hugges and kisses to all